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Drabble, Nisaki, "Bukkake!"

Title: Bukkake
Wordcount: 152
Genre: Humor

„Three, one, three, five, one, five, one…That makes a whole of nineteen points. Now take off your pants,” Ni~ya said and leered, leaning back triumphantly and taking a long drag from his cigarette smugly.

 

Sakito leaned above the square board, looking disbelieving at the tiles his lover had laid on the panel just a few seconds ago.

 

“You know you can’t use such words in that game” He said dumbly, still quite shocked by his lovers act.

 

“Why not?” Ni~ya exclaimed, throwing his arms into the air offended.

 

“It’s not in dictionaries,” Sakito explained him the rules patiently.

 

“But it exists!” Ni~ya yelled, trying to defend his earlier move.

 

“That’s against the rules,” The lithe guitarist moved forward to carefully put the tiles away Ni~ya had just laid there ever so confident.

 

“Anyway, Bukkake is not written ‘Buckake’,” Sakito smirked as he handed his pouting lover back his letters with a peck.

 

 

**A/N: I’ve never played scrabble before, but Wikipedia told me there are only 2 tiles with K in the mattel version of this game in the English language. Poor Ni~ya had to improvise. XD

 

For those who don’t know: Bukkake is the Japanese word for ‘face-shot’. And I highly doubt that’s in dictionaries. XDDDD

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Drabble, Nisaki, "Hello, Kyokon-san!"

Title: "Hello, Kyokon-san*!"
Length: Drabble, 132 words
Rating: erm... R? dunno.

 

Sakito bent forward, taking in the gorgeous sight before him with a loving smile.

 

“Hello, my cute little baby!” He purred as he took the squishy and warm thing in his hand, blowing a sweet kiss on its top. “Daddy’s here now to take good care of you.”

 

“You know, I really appreciate it, you trying and all,” Its actual owner now said, looking down at Sakito disturbed, “But talking to my dick like that is kinda degrading,” Ni~ya growled, glancing down at his naked form and onto his crotch where his lover had placed himself comfortably.

 

“And it’s not little!” He pouted, offended.

 

Giving the fleshy object in his hand a light squeeze, Sakito smiled innocently at Ni~ya and said, “You talk to my ass like that all the time, Mister.”

 

At that, Ni~ya only smirked.


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*A/N: I was reading a manga (yes, a perverted one X3~) half-heartedly, when I stumbled Across the title for this drabble. The title means as much as "Hello, Mr. Big Dick!" XDDD Made the lost time I was reading that dump seem worthwhile at least. ^ ^;