Title: Bukkake
Wordcount: 152
Genre: Humor
„Three, one, three, five, one, five, one…That makes a whole of nineteen points. Now take off your pants,” Ni~ya said and leered, leaning back triumphantly and taking a long drag from his cigarette smugly.
Sakito leaned above the square board, looking disbelieving at the tiles his lover had laid on the panel just a few seconds ago.
“You know you can’t use such words in that game” He said dumbly, still quite shocked by his lovers act.
“Why not?” Ni~ya exclaimed, throwing his arms into the air offended.
“It’s not in dictionaries,” Sakito explained him the rules patiently.
“But it exists!” Ni~ya yelled, trying to defend his earlier move.
“That’s against the rules,” The lithe guitarist moved forward to carefully put the tiles away Ni~ya had just laid there ever so confident.
“Anyway, Bukkake is not written ‘Buckake’,” Sakito smirked as he handed his pouting lover back his letters with a peck.
**A/N: I’ve never played scrabble before, but Wikipedia told me there are only 2 tiles with K in the mattel version of this game in the English language. Poor Ni~ya had to improvise. XD
For those who don’t know: Bukkake is the Japanese word for ‘face-shot’. And I highly doubt that’s in dictionaries. XDDDD
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